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Humans Probe Extraterrestrial Dump Hole

They should leave E.T. to rot in a pit in the wilderness. Just like I was forced to do when I played that Stupid game.

You see now? DO YOU SEE?!?

They are going to dig up all the Atari cartridges that were rightfully buried in the barren Southern New Mexico wastelands anyway, though.


This article tells you all you need to know.

I'd like to just move on from this because I'm getting all fired up, BUT I can't figure out why everyone is trying to remove creatures from the places where they clearly belong!!?! Behold

Enough, LaBoeuf. Let my people Stay.

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