Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I find your lack of Cyber-Security Disturbing.

Star Wars Episode IV.1.d:

The Pentesters Strike Back

It is a period of cyber war. In an effort to sustain commerce during these challenging times, the Galactic Trade Federation has required the Empire retain the services of a consultancy on Kessel (a best-value provider, and only twelve parsecs away) to assess the state of their security before signing off on the newly-constructed DEATH STAR campus.


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