The surface of the patch of the Pacific Ocean where Robert Anton Wilson’s ashes were scattered is undoubtedly now bubbling and heaving.

At least someone reasonable is speaking out about this alarming development:

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Me, I think I’ll settle for “Bob”’s Big Burger.