Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I got a new freelance job!

It's for a mortgage company.

I was all, oh cool they'll want a spiffy animated infographic or something.


I went in to meet with the clients thirty minutes ago and he pulls out a rough storyboard sketch which features the Blue Angels, speedboats, explosions, sharks, and physical violence towards the physical personification of traditional mortgages.

To sum up, I have essentially just committed myself to a real-life version of this:

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