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I had a vision of my future

I was babysitting today.

Admonishing the oldest child to finish his homework, feeding the youngest two, and baking cookies all at the same time.


Then it hit me. This is my future.

I even have the pearls.

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I'm totally looking forward to it. Especially the day drinking.

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