Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

On this May, 4th, Darth Vader has taken it on himself to personally control the lockdown in the Philippines. Despite his underlying breathing condition, his respirator is pretty advanced so he seems - well equipped for the job.

Illustration for article titled I hope for your sake that youre staying inside. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

Happy Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you and don’t leave the house unless you have to, even when you’re in an area with an eased lockdown.

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