Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I just realized it this morning.

Illustration for article titled I know what I am missing from my life...
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One of my friends promptly asked me, after I told her about this, why I would need a grappling hook?

Here is my reply, exactly as I wrote it to her: I don't know. I'm sure a perfect use for it though will come up at some point in my life. Hopefully with other people around. So when it does I can say, "Brb. I got this." Then return with a fucking grappling hook and blow their goddamn minds!

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