Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I only drink freshly squeezed juice!

And when I say freshly squeezed, I mean: juice from a plastic bag that I put into my 400$ plastic bag squeezing machine! Because - gadgets! How much do you want to bet that thing is connected to the internet, too and orders its own juice bags? I know we come from the future, but this is the kind of future our Scifi films warned us about.

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