Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled I realized Man of Steel never got a promotional tagline

Here's the one I came up with while watching it:

On June 14th, You will believe that a man can fly... and have awesome high speed fist fights, spectacularly demolish more buildings than Godzilla, and melt shit with cool ass laser beams at each other. All just enough that you'll be willing to forgive clunky storytelling and over-expository dialogue.

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Catchy, no?

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