So I broke down and bought Final Fantasy XIV. I had to choose an EU server because all the US ones were full (as were almost all the EU ones). I was fighting some River Toads when I was invited to join a party that was going to be doing a FATE event that happened near there.

As we were waiting for the event to start, everyone started chatting. Someone asked me where I was from. I said the US and this, grammatically correct word-for-word is what was said back to me:

"Shouldn't you be shooting something or invading someone?" I thought it was a joke at first but then I was booted out of the party and everyone kept telling me to leave.

So I can't be American without being a nutjob that just wants to shoot thing, apparently.