First of all, only tangentially related to @RealHumanPraise, can I just say we need to be using the phase "That Rock 'n' Roll Telegram" to refer to the Internet, pretty much every time we could just say "The Internet"?

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-re…

For you poor souls who can't watch the linked video, Fox at one time (it's unclear if they still do, but I fail to see why they'd stop even if no one really buys it) hired staffers to go out onto the Internet and refute negative articles and comments regarding the network. One of the writers at the Colbert Report, upon learning this, decided to program a Twitter spambot to do the same thing, praising Fox by pulling the text from positive movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and replacing the names of the movie in question with Fox shows and reporters, which it does every two minutes. I think I could read these tweets all day…

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In terms of old-fashioned, cliffhanger suspense, Fox News Reporting leads the pack this year. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Pr…">#PraiseFOX</a></p>&mdash; Real Human Praise (@RealHumanPraise) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealHumanPrais…">November 6, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>