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I Watched Death Race 2050 So You Don't Have To.

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Please don’t watch this. It’s bad. Truly awful. Most of the comedy isn’t funny. The cars look cheap. The most frustrating part, the action shots are just cgi reshoots of Death Race 2000. I’ll give this movie 3 flat tires out 4, and that one inflated tire has no tread left on it.

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If this movie was a classic arcade game, it would be a Pac-Man cabinet with a joystick that only worked when you moved it to the right. If it was a hamburger, it would be a dyed brown rice cake stuck between two stale buns. If it was a beer, it would be non alcoholic. If it was a day of the week, it would be the first Monday back after a great two week vacation.

If for some reason you still need to see something about a sport that features a point system for vehicular homicides, watch the original Death Race 2000. Or even it’s first remake Death Race. Maybe you should just pick up a copy of one of the Grand Theft Auto games and just take matters into your own hands.

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