Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

If your kids are between the ages of 3 and 9 and are as into all things Disney as mine are.... and you want to see their brains explode....

Tell them this guy:

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Grows up to be this guy:

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We were standing outside the ride when I told my daughter this and her brain turned into a puddle of goo right there in the burning hot Florida sunshine. She knows I love pulling her leg for my own amusement, and yet this is now as serious for her as the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

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