Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I'm blowing this popsicle stand! I'm gettin' the hell out of here! I'm bouncing! I'm [Insert clever exit remark here]!

Tomorrow is the beach, Saturday is the Spa, Sunday is the wedding, Monday is the recovery.


Niner Gold Stars are on Hiatus until Tuesday.

Do try to keep out of trouble while I'm gone, hmmm?

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