Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Im Not Worried. Its Probably Just Satan

I am at work and CNN isn't working on the TV for some reason. So, instead of hearing about UFO's and their connection to Flight 370, I am listening to Fox News interview a pastor about how blood moons have religious implications. Apparently four of them means big changes are on the horizon for humanity! Clean up your rooms, kids! Jesus might be coming over.

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I think a little bit of brain just leaked out of my ear.

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