LORD POLONIUS
[Behind] O, I am slain!


Falls and dies

QUEEN GERTRUDE
O me, what hast thou done?

HAMLET
Looks like it's (puts on shades) curtains for Polonius.

QUEEN GERTRUDE
Um, Hamlet, that's witty and all, but you just straight murdered a dude.

HAMLET (whispering)
Curtains.