Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

In the bowels of my hard drive...

I found this: What the name of your favorite Gawker forum really means (about you).

io9 (Observation Deck): You consider anyone who can't name 50% of the actors who have played the Doctor a lesser lifeform.


Jezebel (Groupthink): You are unable to make decisions without input and/or encouragement from anonymous peers.

Lifehacker (Openthread): You used up all your creativity figuring uses for sugru.

Deadspin (Up All Night): You're still hyped up on adrenaline from that argument with your friend (ten hours ago) about whether or not Kobe Bryant is a better player than Michael Jordan.

Kotaku (Talkamongstyourselves): Your space bar is broken from pounding it too hard while playing (insert game here).


Jalopnik (Oppositelock): Something related to cars that's too complicated for someone without motor oil stains on every part of their body will ever know.

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