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Is anyone here watching Broadchurch?

Because holy fuck is it great. Starring Rory "The Last Centurion/the Roman" Williams and the 10th Doctor, along with one of Prisoner Zero's guises from "The Eleventh Hour", written by the guy who did Pond Life and Dinosaurs on a Spaceship, as well as some Torchwood-episodes and two Life on Mars, just in case you doubted if he was any good. Spoilers ahead...

I just watched episode six right now. I don't think I can wait another week. Seriously, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK? There's so many mysteries I want answered. I just want to know what's going on. Please? Can someone just tell me what's going on? And, hopefully, not kill off the 10th Doctor again? And make a spin-off show about 10th Doctor and Prisoner Zero-guise traveling all over Britain, solving similar crimes? She could bring her twins.


I'm down for anything now. I'm also open for the possibility that Prisoner Zero has escaped again, taken its old guise back and is now solving crimes with the 10th Doctor, who's forgotten who he is and that what we really saw in Tennant's last DW-ep and The Eleventh Hour was The Doctor splitting in two. Going from this theory, Matt Smith is showing up in episode 8 and it'll all tie into the 50th Anniversary.

I'm also up for any other answers. I just want them NOW. Stop teasing me, Chibnall. You've got my attention. Now I want some clarity and solutions in return, goddamn it. :(

(in case it wasn't clear, yes I really love this show, but I really hate to watch crime series because I get so incredibly frustrated with these goddamn mysteries)

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