Because I am a dad and take my daughter to activities, I occasionally have to be around real live people. Not my preference, but I do what I must. Anyways, last night I was sitting with some moms minding my own business, and making my scariest faces so they wouldn't attempt conversation with me. I usually don't eavesdrop, but people where I live tend to have conversations at a non-conversational volume and these ladies were no exception.They were discussing the barbeque restaurants in town and which one was best. One of the moms said which one was her favorite and then said "Nom nom nom nom." The actual words. No hint of irony. This was the first time I had ever heard a person speak this aloud and it was unsettling for some reason. I think I need to start carrying headphones.