Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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No, wait. That's the wrong story.

Okay, it started out as a three day day trip to Kansas. Well, more like five days cause there's the day driving there and then the day driving back. And so my husband asks me if I want to go too, and I said I didn't. I mean, we'd just missed Halloween stuff and the Ren Fest was over and it's a long drive, and I'd been to Kansas before. And if I went I'd just mostly be staying in a motel room (and occasionally spending too much money eating out), so I don't really need to do that. I'll just stay here instead (and occasionally spend too much money on Halloween clearance sales).


And then, after he gets to Kansas, they add a few more days to the schedule. Okay, well, they do that sometimes. And then they added the rest of the week. Okay....

And then they sent him to Arizona. And he wanted to know if he should stop by and pick me up.

Okay, Texas is not on the way between Kansas and Arizona. And it's a really long drive already. So I think, no.

So then he is in Arizona, and I think he's going to mostly be working until a couple of days before Thanksgiving. So I guess I'll see him the day before Thanksgiving.


Okay, now they want him to work the day after Thanksgiving, and they want him to go back to Kansas.

If there are no more schedule changes, I think I'll be seeing him the second week of December.

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