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It's a Hatrack Miracle!

We're clearing the table after dinner and I have my back turned, packing up the leftover gravy. While I'm not watching WinnieTheWoot pours the remains of Mrs. Hatrack's wine into my glass:

WtW: Look, Dad, your wine multiplied!

Me: Wow!

WtW: It's a Christmas Miracle!

Me: My daughter is Jesus! My atheist daughter is Jesus!

Mrs. Hatrack: You two are just wrong. On so many levels.


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