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Illustration for article titled Its Canning Day!

Mua ha ha ha ha!

I was hoping to go garage-sale-ing today, bu there weren't any. Instead, the females of the House of Hatrack shall can! (The Hatrack Emeritus has no interest, and Quasi Hatrack tends to get banished for being too nosy. He has to mow the lawn, anyways.)


Planned for today:

  • Raspberry Jam
  • Blueberry Jam
  • Raspberry-Strawberry Honey Jam
  • Raspberry-Blueberry Honey Jam
  • Peach-Raspberry Jam
  • Peach-Blueberry Jam

Quasi Hatrack asked how much raspberries I wanted and I replied "A pallet!" so we have 72 oz of raspberries sitting on the stove waiting to be jammed. Also four pounds of blueberries (Quasi asked himself how much he wanted...) and two or three pounds of peaches and strawberries thanks to Mrs. Hatrack. Also some nectarines, but those are for eating (unless I get my hands on them mua ha ha).


Let the Canning Games commence!

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