Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

It's Only Tuesday, You Guys

I spent this morning thinking it was Wednesday.

All the way through my Tuesday meeting, knowing that it was the Tuesday meeting. Even thinking about tomorrow's meeting, which is the Wednesday meeting.


At lunch, I thought, "Tomorrow's Thursday, and then Friday, and then the weekend."

And then I checked the date on an email I was sending, and found that today is, in fact, Tuesday.

Fucking Tuesday.

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