Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I spent this morning thinking it was Wednesday.

Illustration for article titled Its Only Tuesday, You Guys
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All the way through my Tuesday meeting, knowing that it was the Tuesday meeting. Even thinking about tomorrow's meeting, which is the Wednesday meeting.

At lunch, I thought, "Tomorrow's Thursday, and then Friday, and then the weekend."

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And then I checked the date on an email I was sending, and found that today is, in fact, Tuesday.

Fucking Tuesday.

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