I really like the color orange, BTW.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Jacques Derrida:

Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the

act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is

equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,

because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Nietzsche:

Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Plato:

For the greater good.

Karl Marx:

It was a historical inevitability.