Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Be careful where you pull out those formulas and numbers of yours, because the world has gone fraking crazy. University of Pennsylvania economics professor Guido Menzio has been pulled out of a plane because a fellow passenger noticed him scribbling suspicious symbols on a notepad. Those symbols: Greek letters and Arabic (gasp!) numbers. In short - the professor was doing maths. And we can’t have that! This is America, dammit! To be fair, the professor looks vaguely foreign and has a beard!

Illustration for article titled Ive had enough of this motherf*cking maths on this motherf*cking plane!
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No - wait - that’s not fair. That makes it worse.

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This comes not a month after an Arabic passenger was kicked out of a plane for - speaking Arabic. Oh, America. You know what - just vote for Trump. There are times when I think you deserve him. (It’s not that we don’t have our fair and increasing share of idiots over here, too, though.)

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So remember kids: Don’t do maths. Note even once!

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