Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

You guys know I'm all about sharks. For those who are unfamiliar, I'm the one always linking to Sharkwater (http://www.sharkwater.com/ *ahem*) in any article that remotely relates to oceanic conversation and/or sharks.

Illustration for article titled Jaws-3D: A Kubrickian Masterpiece (via Cracked)

The obsession started when I learned to read at 2 and devoured every piece of knowledge available on the study of sharks. At 3, a trip to the Shedd Aquarium resulted in me accurately identifying various shark skull fragments and an impressed marine biologist giving me a shark egg pouch as a reward. So of course being a huge film geek born and bred, I also consumed every shark movie I possibly could. Somehow, I adored even Jaws-3D and Jaws: The Revenge.

And now Cracked has vindicated me. Had to share with you guys as soon as I saw it. Enjoy, O-Deck!


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