So it appears we will not be getting the Toy Story 3 scribe's take on a relaunched Star Wars saga. Instead, Abrams and Kasdan will be writing a new script from scratch. Hopefully it will involve Jennifer Garner discovering she's been unwittingly working as an agent of the Sith, then she and Victor Garber go on a roaring rampage of destruction across the remnants of the Empire.

I think we can all still breathe a sigh of half relief that he's writing this himself and not with those two hacks who shall not be named.