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Juggler Family Storytime: Bad Neighborhood Kids

MamaJuggler: So did you know that our neighbor had a dog in the past? He died around 94

Me: O...Kay.

MJ: He buried him in the field behind the house. Gave it a little marking on the grave.


Me: ??

MJ: The reason why I mention this because the neighborhood kids found it a few days ago and decided to dig it up.


Me: They dug it up?! Who does that?! What if it was a dead body? What if it was cursed? Or it released some plague, thus dooming the entire area and having them be eaten alive by their Zombie-fied family? Did they think of that? What’s wrong with these kids? Don’t they watch horror movies?

MJ: I’m guessing not.

Me: Bad, little crumbsnatching, patients zero!


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