I'm in the kitchen and can hear that WinnieTheWoot is watching Good Eats but we have last week's episode of The Strain to catch up on so I ask her if it's a good episode.

WinnieTheWoot: Not really. It's the potatoes episode. Po-ta-toes.

Me: Fry 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. Or, alternatively, you could make latkes: Mash 'em, fry 'em, put 'em in a Jew.

WtW: You are so wrong.

Me (arms raised in victory): King of the Paraphrase!

WtW: Go away.