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King of the Paraphrase: A conversation from the House of Hatrack

I'm in the kitchen and can hear that WinnieTheWoot is watching Good Eats but we have last week's episode of The Strain to catch up on so I ask her if it's a good episode.

WinnieTheWoot: Not really. It's the potatoes episode. Po-ta-toes.

Me: Fry 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. Or, alternatively, you could make latkes: Mash 'em, fry 'em, put 'em in a Jew.


WtW: You are so wrong.

Me (arms raised in victory): King of the Paraphrase!

WtW: Go away.

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