Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I've always wanted to learn Potions, and now I can!

Hogwarts is Here!

Illustration for article titled LETS ALL GO TO HOGWARTS
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I'm signing up right now - you take online classes, since Hogwarts realized what a money grab enriching experience online education is.

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Due to the increasing use of technology of Muggle-born students, Hogwarts is introducing a new digital interface for all new and existing students.

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I'm choosing Ravenclaw (with my hero, Luna Lovegood). LET'S ALL GO TO HOGWARTS!!!

So they're super-busy right now, which is killing their server BUT that means they make this message:

Due to recent press, we are experiencing extremely high traffic, which may result in slowing speeds. We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience while we kill the spares.

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