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Let's do some nerd poetry

RemediosVaro made a comment on Tumblr about how she was worried she wasn’t going to finish Daredevil in time for the new Avengers movie. So I wrote her a poem in response. It is obviously clumsy and awful and the best. Let’s make out own Odes to Geekan Urns!

What sweet torture is thus

To be inundated

With a bevy of film

And TV options for

Our viewing pleasure time.

With bodies of shapely

Hourglass and Dorito.

Powers of magic and

Iron and speed and bite.

Who can decide between

Robots and aliens

And Kingpins run amok.

In cases such as these,

The winners are us all.

Write me a poem about your true (nerd) loves!

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