Writer and comedian Elliot Kalan sometimes does a thing for "The Flop House" podcast where he describes a movie in such a way to make it sound terrible. For example he has referred to Return of the Jedi as "a movie about a race of space bears" and A New Hope as "a movie where a boy gives a robot a bath." These descriptions aren't inaccurate, they just make the movies sound awful. So for fun, pick a movie or movies and come up with one of your own. I'll start.

Alien, a movie about the dangers of space mining.

Ghostbusters, a movie about the architecture of Ivo Shandor