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Letterman and the Secret Noodle Ring in Minnesota

A few of the times Gollum showed up on David Letterman in the early 80's.

Brother Theodore: My momsie and my popsie both died years before I was born, and my sister and my uncle were identical twins, which is probably more than you can say for yourself!

Letterman: You got me there, that's for sure.

Brother Theodore: I have nowhere to go, and no one to go with me. I roll in the gutter alone, unshaven, with a coated tongue and a bloodshot eye, and I have no dollar for dope, I hallucinate on tap water. I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit in two spots.

Letterman: You ever do any water skiing?

Nick Cave should write a song out of Brother Theodore lines.

Just in case it isn't common knowledge, Brother Theodore was the voice of Gollum in the 1977 Rankin/Bass cartoon of The Hobbit.


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