Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Today is a big day. You got your first own light saber. (Well, according to canon, you probably build it yourself). After pointing the galaxy’s most dangerous weapon at your own face for a while, look at these basic safety instructions. Fist Rule: Don’t aim it at anybody. (Except for yourself.) You might hurt someone. All menace must remain phantom.


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