Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So you know, I hate people who text during a movie. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate them. But I don't, you know, shoot them in the chest. Apparently, retired Florida police officers do:


As a Canadian, my question is - why would you even have a gun in a movie theatre? Seriously? Is Tampa so dangerous you need to pack heat to see Marky Mark kill bad guys?


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