Somehow I’m still drawing Lumpy Cthulhu and all the shenanigans he gets into. He still has problems (oh so many problems) but he also has friends who ask him for advice and hang out with him for game night. Yes, it’s a charmed life that Lumpy leads.

“You guys still under the mass delusion that Bon Jovi is a good band?”

I’m actually kind of bizarrely... proud(?) of how Lumpy has been coming out lately. I come up with a joke first and then panic as I try to figure out how to draw it. I’m not an artist, I’m just a stubborn doodler but I try!

Please follow Lumpy on Twitter @CthulhuProblems if you somehow want more of these for some reason? Seriously, I can’t believe I’m still drawing him after six months... What am I doing with my life?

“Remember to spay, neuter and de-venom your cats!”


“It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right. I hope you had the nap of your life.”

“My friend the Sarlacc says bounty hunters are delicious! I wonder if Jedi are tasty...”


“Honestly, I did him a favor. Now he doesn’t have to go to Philadelphia.”


“It’s the most wonderful time of the year...”


“The transformation is complete. Happy first day of Halloween!”

“How would you like to make that girl who steals your football completely and irreversibly insane?”


“This is the last time I invite a wookie over for game night.”

And, the most oddly ambitious picture yet... Lumpy has legs!


“Throwback Thursday: “Gentleman” Cthulhu, heavyweight champion, London 1814. “The Terror of Bond St!””