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Lumpy Cthulhu Met A Weird Lobster At A Bar

Lumpy Cthulhu is back by popular (*bewildered look*) demand! And now you can follow him on Twitter @CthulhuProblems. Sometimes he even responds to people. He still has zany adventures and lots of problems. This time he meets a weird lobster at a bar, discovers what happens when you eat a weird man-shaped popsicle in the Atlantic, attends the Hugo Awards and begs Azathoth to maybe cool it with the politics.

I want to thank everyone for your support. I’m still amazed people think my silly little chubby Cthulhu doodles are funny. It’s amazing and you’re all fucking awesome.

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“That poor shoggoth you put on his head is probably starving to death.”

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“Can I borrow a Hugo too? I need something to pick their bones from my teeth.”

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“Do you remember the CHAOS you caused with the blue/white dress incident?!”

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“Found an interesting snack in the Atlantic today!”

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“Don’t even get me started on the guy with the eyepatch...”

And now, quite possibly my favorite Lumpy Cthulhu I’ve ever drawn...

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“You’re bad and you should feel bad.”

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