Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Like that helps prevent two of the other things.

I like the "General Heathen" designation at the end. It's kind of a catch-all term to scoop up all the other infernal scum he couldn't find room for on his sign.


General Heathen would be a great character name. Like a fierce, pagan military leader who commands an army of goats and wood owls.

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