Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

It’s been brought to my attention that the new Star Wars movie might have gone a little overboard with marketing this go-round; Hell, maybe on EVERY go-round, but still...

Admittedly, toys will be toys, but at one point, it’s going to go too far and, well, there is just so much shelf space in a nerd’s home that can safely store Jedi action figures. I personally am not a fan of the series, but I can understand people’s desire to collect twee nonsense. If it makes you happy and you still have rent money afterwards, then go for it!

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So, bring on any examples of the Star Wars merchandising juggernaut that you run across.

I’ll start. These three were at Sam’s here in the US.
Now, I’m not saying that I want a light saber toothbrush, but I might be lying.

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The middle image is a giant stack of cookie jars. Yes, now you can store your Oreos in Boba Fett’s sarlacc-digested head.

Illustration for article titled May the Consumerism Be With You
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Illustration for article titled May the Consumerism Be With You
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