Maybe co-workers are screwing with me to see me get agitated and annoyed. Please, please people can't be this dumb.

Things I have heard over the past couple of weeks.

"I have garlic on my leg. I hear that's how you get rid of moles."

"I have a cold because I slept with the window open."

"You shouldn't eat red meat because red meat makes people angry and aggressive."

"You shouldn't have trees outside your window because plants give off Carbon Monoxide."

ODeck, I think I need a hug...