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For only £12.00 ($19.38) British citizens of can now provide a measure of safety for their pet chickens. The high visibility bibs are made by Omlet and according to Johannes Paul, one of the companies directors

"If you imagine you are in a built-up area and your chicken gets under the fence, they don’t care if there is a road there. They just go straight across it."

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No chickens there. These jackets are made in the United Kingdom out of Flectalon, an insulating material approved by NASA so science I guess.

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