Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Niner Gold Stars - September 9

Captain Max! You are on a hot steak with your movie ideas!

So I am posting today from the comfort of my phone whilst luxuriating in my bubble bath.


So I can't join the GIF party on the main page :( how did that even happen, do you think? My theory is that George sent everyone the good shit from Burning Man.

Anyway, lets see how well I can post quotes on here.

Captain Max needs to be a Hollywood producer because I want to watch everything they talk about:

"One of the Star Wars stand alone films should be called Blue Harvest and it should be a documentary that shines a harsh light on the deplorable conditions of the farms on Tatooine where they milk the Banthas. That will make people really think the next time they are enjoying a nice cold glass of blue milk." - captain Max and Jinx


I swear I will not use the styrofoam-in-acetone knowledge for evil.

"Yo, Tyler Durden, did you just tell me how to chemically construct homemade napalm?
I'll be right back, I need to go check out some corporate art down at the Starbucks!"-HLHPattison


Who? Who? Who?

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