Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

It was hard to select a winner. All the entries had their own appeal. There were certainly no bad lists (well, maybe one). But there can only be one winner.

(Picture of Ares/Gabrielle fun time found during image search of "guilty pleasures")


After running each mixtape through the Ghostmatic Analyzer 2000 I concluded the winner is Corpsegoddess.

Her mixtape is titled "Songs That People Have Said I Should Feel Guilty About Liking But I Only Feel Awesome KTHXBAI" since she has no shame in her game (which makes her a better person than me).

Snow - Informer 4:29

Gerardo - Rico Suave 4:51

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) 3:37 (link edited to play in US)

Ke$ha - TiK ToK 3:20

Walter Egan - Magnet And Steel 3:24

Debbie Gibson - Only In My Dreams 3:58

Electric Light Orchestra & Olivia Newton John - Magic 4:33

Nelson - After the Rain 3:52

Spice Girls - Wannabe 2:55

Extreme - Hole Hearted 3:42

Salt-N-Pepa - Shoop 4:09

Hanson - Mmmbop 4:27

Nickelback - How You Remind Me 3:49

Winger - Easy Come Easy Go 5:02

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe 3:14

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