So, we've hit the midpoint of the month and Mrs. Hatrack loathes the mustache.

So, I offered her a challenge. She's going to post this picture on Facebook and ask for donations to get me to shave it off. I'm asking you for donations to keep it going for the rest of the month. Who ever raises more money for prostate cancer research by noon on Friday wins.

If you think I should continue to be a smarmy movie villain go here to donate. The fate of my lip is in your hands.