Today's Open Channel has got me thinking of a fun topic. Take a movie you've never seen but you're aware of through pop culture influences, and describe the plot of it. For a while, this was me with Jaws. I'd never seen it, but I figured I knew the whole story: Girl goes swimming, gets eaten by shark. Shark terrorizes beach community. They catch shark, but it's the wrong shark. Nails on chalkboard introduction of shark hunter. Go hunting for shark. Need bigger boat. Get bigger boat. Finally shark is blown up by air tank.