"The beloved gang behind "Mystery Science Theater 3000" is returning to television on the very fitting day of April Fools, April 1."

Read the whole blurb here.

OK, so I'm going to ask this and no you can't ride the fence about it. You have to pick one.

Better host: Joel or Mike?

I'm decidedly on Team Mike. Don't get me wrong, Joel was great, but I'm forever Mike's ride or die bitch.