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My dad tries to remember the names of ST: TNG characters

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Upon trying to recount the events of a previous episode ("Chain of Command Pt. 1") to my mom, my dad used some pretty interesting names for the characters. Keep in mind he loves TNG and has seen every episode, but English is not his first language.

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Captain Jean-Luc

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Bork

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La Doctora

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Those bad guys that look like reptiles

To which my mom remembered they were called the Cardassians and made a Kim Kardashian joke.

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