Gotham is now at a critical point in which it could continue getting better or bomb horribly. Watch along with me and find out.
- So it seems like the baddie named Victor isn't Victor Fries like I feared. It's Victor Zsasz. I know he's a super scary deadly serial killer and all, but this is all that comes to mind when I hear his name:
- Penguin's on a rampage. (OMG, music.)
- Fish Mooney's on a rampage. (Unimpressed by her earrings.)
- Gordon's on a mega-rampage. (Smack those thugs.)
- Good riddance, Barbara. Don't ever come back. I hate your face. Too bad she'll stupidly come running back.
- That moment when you walk into work and everyone knows you didn't commit murder.
- Who is Judge Bam-Bam?
- Mooney's black feather dress. Amazing.
- Suddenly Sarge has a soft spot?
- Enter Zsasz and his bondage vampire henchwomen.
- He is way too cray-cray. Dig those eyes, man.
- Gordon got hit. Oh noes.
- I think I owned the henchwomen's earrings when I was 17. I am not convinced, Gotham. Your earring quality has severely diminished.
- Montoya and Allen to the rescue! About time they stopped acting like assholes.
- ...And Zsasz gets down to the cutting. Gross.
- Night Nurse?! Or Dr. Leslie? Who are you, Rat Lady?
- Ozzie staring intently in one door window and Thug Guy eating a Cornettto in the other: priceless.
- "Only my friends call me Fish." Not her best line.
- Nuns? Nun-napping? Wha?
- I see what Ozzie is doing now. He's got Meroni eating out of his hand, raising his importance by making himself the center of a gang war. But 2nd in Command is planning something.
- Commercial Break!
- Hah! Spring-loaded Alfred.
- Why does Gordon go all the way to Wayne Manor to tell Bruce-chan stuff again? Oh, to let us know that he's a real boy, after all. At least we get to see another freaking room.
- Lol cartoon bomb.
- I love you so much, Penguin. Well played.
- Why are the bosses kissing and making up? I don't get it. And Russian guy is dead? When did that happen? Mooney's not having any of it either.
- Back at Barbara's Birds of Prey lair, Gordon arms up and Bullock shows up with a hooker to do it in Gordon's bed. Stay classy, Bullock.
- Arresting Mayor Spin City with an assault rifle. You are super cool.
- Is that Falcone's house or Wayne Manor? They have the same painting and archway.
- Omg, Zsasz would have "Funky Town" has his ringtone.
- Ozzie's game is longer than any of us imagined.
- Wow, Gotham. Wow. I hesitate to say this officially, but I think this show might be really good now.
- Next week: Mooney has the best dress ever and stabs Ozzie with jewelry, some brown pee in a vial gets passed around, Bruce-chan throws a weak-ass punch, and *gasp* Black Mask?!
