Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So I'm a late bloomer. This just means my Hogwarts letter is ALSO on its way.

This morning the light above my station died. Normally, this wouldn't mean much BUT. BUT BUT BUT. This in collusion with the fact that 76% of the time when I reach for the phone, it stops ringing right at that moment. THAT'S TOO OFTEN FOR COINCIDENCE.


So I discovered my mutant power is that I destroy electricity. Obviously when I grow stronger I can sue this to ransom cities and countries. NO WIFI UNLESS I GET 100 BILLION DOLLARS AND CALIFORNIA AS MY VACATION HOME.

What's your mutation?

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