Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

My Lotion is a Part of the Hydra Plot!!!

I realized today, that the lotion I use is apparently a plot by Hydra to 'infect' me with their IQ. I use Nivea. Here is the plot as outlined on the front of their bottle.

What does Hydra IQ even mean? Obviously, Hydra want's me to be exposed, non-stop, 24h + to their IQ.

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IQ is sort of subjective, no? So does that mean that I'll become a Hydra leader?*


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Grant Douglas Ward? *shudder* (Dear God, I hope not)


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Bob?*


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Oooohhh, what if I get green hair?


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Better yet! MaybeI can grow extra heads!!!

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I mean, this sort of thing where an evil organization seeks world domination through product placement is just such a 1945 aspiration, no?

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* Both of these pics are tagged as being Bob, the world's most favorite Hydra Agent.

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Added Question for ODeckers: Which online poll tool have you used? I have a polling post I want to do without 1)much fuss 2) logging in using FB or Twitter 3) something flexible that will actually post in Kinja. Recommendations welcome. Thanks in advance.


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